Cpt. Smurf

Content deleted until further notice. This is getting on my nerves, it's not going anywhere. We'll see what happens.

Ah yes, the dreaded waiting game. We have pretty much campaigned ourselves into the realms of the ridiculous. The poll cannot come too soon.

I can't help you with the first, but the coma thing... I suppose neing hit by a car would constitute as a car crash...? Other than that: being hit by ...

No no no no. The fact that I have "admitted" to defeat, even though I am obviously right, shows cunning and lulls you monkeys ino a false sense of security. ...

:shock: I said nothing of the sort. I was beaten in one point, nothing more. Sureal just happens to be extremely capable at debate. The Dragons will win!! Vote Dragon!!! ...

Fine, I admit defeat. I cannot argue against that, as much as I would like to (Although my point was they couldn't speak it). However, this is irrelevant. Vote Dragon!!! ...

Yes, but they don't have human personalities. Animals do not think the same way as humans, and therefore their personalities must be entirely different. And I am quite sure that ...

Because Empress Kat was listing monkey names from the media. I must say, you monkeys aren't exactly fair.

But their facial expressions can't change. So, if he's looking at the paper with distaste now, he must constantly have a look of distaste, going against the argument that monkeys ...

But personifying a monkey will take away the stated purpose of the monkey. One of the arguments for monkeys is that monkeys are real. Giving it a personality, the ability ...

I think you know that when I say printed, I mean printed by a publisher or something of the sort. Writers do not tend to rip up their own published ...

Not paper that has already been printed on, of which that evil monkey is obviously ripping up.

Cats? I do believe they can see roughly the same colours as we can. What colours can dogs see?

How can you not vote for that monkey? Because, what you don't see in the stillness of a photograph, is that the monkey is actually ripping the paper up. Is ...

Dragons have the advantage of being able to be and act however you want them to. Monkeys, which already have noted behaviours, cannot be changed with the readers imagination. Surely ...